Children's Music (But Not As We Know It)

Get a link to download a zip file of the full album in high quality mp3 format (iTunes-ready!) for just $4.99! Or, send a proof of purchase of any Adam Selzer or SJ Adams book (order confirmation, blurry pic of you holding up a copy, whatever - we're easy to fool and not that picky) to staffATsmartalecksguide.com and get a free download link! Note:  If the album is re-recorded or pressed on CD for a wider release, all current purchasers will get a new download link and a chance to get the CD version on the house.

The Back Row Hooligans' debut album of "children's music for really well-adjusted kids" is here! Featuring 13 funny songs by author Adam Selzer. Click for lyrics: The Burning of the School Uncle Herbert's Extra Rowdy Funeral My Aunt Judith Smokes Pirates Always Cheat at Bingo Stay Out of the Toilet! The Old Woman Who Drank Old Milk Straight Outta Daycare Drink Your Juice (Or You'll Get Scurvy) Things Were Cheap in Grandpa's Day The Three Bean Casserole War Song to a Bratty Sister The Mysterious Midnight Accordionist Heavy Metal Vomit Christmas Party Preview all songs in the sidebar on your right!