My Aunt Judith smokes, in fact it’s all she ever does
My mom says she’s a bum, and that’s all she ever was
She watches bad TV all day, and smokes pack after pack
I went to her house one time, and I’m not going back
My aunt Judith could kill you with her breath
one of these days, she’s gonna smoke herself to death
her teeth are always yellow, her fingers always stained
her voice sounds like a duck that’s in an awful lot of pain
when she says “hey, sis, loan me ten bucks” (you see, she’s always broke)
she can’t afford to buy much food, it costs too much to smoke
My aunt Judith could kill you with her break
one of these days, she’s gonna smoke herself to death
Last night aunt judith went to bed when she was tired
and her cigarette caught on the bed and set the place on fire
but even at the end, she just had to smoke some more
the firemen said that smoke was rising up from every pore!
My aunt Judith has breathed her last breath
I always knew that one day, she’d smoke herself to death!
(c) 2006 by Adam Selzer, ASCAP
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