Stay Out of the Toilet!

I flushed myself down the toilet last night

looking back I must admit that asn't very bright

my brother said a monkey was living there but then

I wound up seeing things I never wanna see again

Stay out of the toilet! you better just beware

there's nothing anyone would ever wanna see down there

no matter what your brother says, if you don't wan a drown

you got to stay out of the toilet, don't flush yourself down!

When you're brother tells you something, you gotta think twice

it's true there was a monkey, but he wasn't very nice

There could be one at your house, you should probably check and see

but if you drown or start to puke, don't come running to me

I told you…

Stay out of the toilet! you better just beware

there's nothing anyone would ever wanna see down there

no matter what your brother says, if you don't wan a drown

you got to stay out of the toilet, don't flush yourself down!

Stay out of the toilet! you better just beware

there's nothing anyone would ever wanna see down there

everyone loves monkeys, but if you don't wan a drown

you got to stay out of the toilet, don't flush yourself down!