Drink Your Juice (Or You'll Get Scurvy)

I once knew a girl named emily murphy who would not drink her juice

She always told her mother "I can't STAND the taste of fruits!

But one day these big purple spots appeared on Emily's sides

she started losing all her teeth and very nearly died!

so DRINK YOUR JUICE or you'll get scurvy

DRINK YOUR JUICE like emily murphy

DRINK YOU JUICE or you'll get scurvy, kids!

You see scurvy's a disease you get from a lack of vitamin C

sailors and pirates used to get it when they were out at sea

Your gums start turning spongy, and pretty soon your skin

starts to turn all yellow and your eyes start caving in 

so DRINK YOUR JUICE or you'll get scurvy

DRINK YOUR JUICE like emily murphy

DRINK YOU JUICE or you'll get scurvy, kids!

(c) 2007 by Adam Selzer. ASCAP