Song to a Bratty Sister

I know you’ve been in my room again

because all my best stuff’s missing

and only you would make it so

my army men were kissing

They’re not dolls! They’re action figures!

they’re not supposed to act that way!

Mom and dad NEVER get mad at you

but you'd better what out cause one day

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

and youuuuuu’rrrrreeee

the first person I’ll eat!

When you grow up, you can be

whatever you want to be

and I’m gonna be a giant lizard!

that’s the life for me!

If a brontosaurus had a bratty sister

she’d probably just get stomped

but I’m gonna be a tyranosaurus

and you’re going to get CHOMPED!

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

and youuuuuu’rrrrreeee

the first person I’ll eat!

You’ll be putting my teddy bear

into girly clothes

and I’ll chomp right through you (and I’ll bet

you turn out to be GROSS!)

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

I’ll turn into  a dinosaur

and youuuuuu’rrrrreeee

the first person I’ll eat!

(c) 2007 by Adam Selzer, ASCAP